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Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:08 pm Reply and quote this post
Well to try and cut a long story short, the other day my mum decided to ring round for a skip, to get rid of all the crap that had been stored in the house for no particular reason lol.

Anyway, my old pc was crap. Extremely slow etc, only 256mb ram, 40 gig hd. So I decided, after wiping the hard drive, that I would beat the hell out of it in the back garden, so no African dude can either make use of it or steal my identity.

So to the back garden I went, with my girlfriend carrying the tower. So I start smashingit to pieces with a mallet. After a while she insists on letting her have a go at smasing the hard drive. After she hit it a couple of times, I bent down to see if she had managed to crack the casing yet and she hit me in the mouth... with the mallet  

So anyway, after a trip to the emergency dentist, it looks like ALL of my teeth could fall out by Christmas  

So remember - don't let girls hold anything dangerous!

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Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:11 pm Reply and quote this post
OUCH!

I'll bet your girlfriend is feeling pretty bad, haha! (unless it was deliberate....).

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Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:18 pm Reply and quote this post
It sounds like the girlfriend was trying to tell you something Jay.  
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:15 am Reply and quote this post
Ha ha very funny, well i bet you girlfrends not a striper.... LOL
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:11 am Reply and quote this post
girlfriends + weapon = mass murdur of males around the world.
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:33 am Reply and quote this post
Jay Taylor wrote:
Ha ha very funny, well i bet you girlfrends not a striper.... LOL


First, why would you want a girlfriend as a stripper and second thats why I dont have one

JC

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Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:06 pm Reply and quote this post
I don't have one either. But there was something on the news a few days ago where some one threw a infant at there boyfriend.
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:03 pm Reply and quote this post
Girlfriends rock, don't want to live without one!
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Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:11 pm Reply and quote this post
It surprises me that we are the same age. Unless you've lied about your age twice.

How sad and attention seeking must you be to steal this story from the real victim and say it happened to yourself, just for the sympathy?

Not only that, but how stupid must you be to link to this forum and website in your signature on other forums, having stolen content from those forums in the first place.

Seriously, dude, you've got some issues.

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Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:53 am Reply and quote this post
Awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard..............
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