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Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:37 pm Reply and quote this post
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible Out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, Blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought,
'What am I doing? I'm too old for this,' and pulled over to await the tropper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

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Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:39 pm Reply and quote this post
haha beautiful:D I need to remember this joke, it's great:D

grtz...

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Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:40 pm Reply and quote this post
this one is really great
omg great joke

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Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:15 am Reply and quote this post
Lol =')
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:30 am Reply and quote this post
hahaaa Thats really great jokke
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Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:13 pm Reply and quote this post
lol, needed some time to get it, but now i do  
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