spam emails

Lol today i got this email from SERIF the programn design and development company and i just thought to myself what bullshizzle.

Do you guys think i should buy it & do you think this is just another one of there emails trying to sell me something.

Dear Mr. lucas mccartney,

Here at Serif we take considerable care to ensure that loyal email subscribers like yourself are not overloaded with emails and only receive special offers likely to be of interest to you. Earlier this week we sent you an email announcing the launch of PagePlus X2 with an upgrade price of £49.95, however looking at the type of offers that have interested you in the past, that clearly wasn't the type of email you'd usually like to receive.

By way of an apology, we've decided to slash the price of our landmark award-winning DTP program, PagePlus 10, from its original list price of £99.95 to just £7.95*. That’s a massive saving of over £90 and PagePlus 10’s lowest ever price.

As an added incentive, Mr. lucas mccartney, if you order your copy of PagePlus 10 today we'll include the fantastic Resource CD completely free of charge!

We're sure this is the type of offer that you'll appreciate, and what's more if you take advantage of this exclusive opportunity before 5pm Monday 26th February 2007 will also waive our usual shipping & handling fee, giving you an even bigger saving.

Please note, this very special, time-limited offer is only available to a very select group of valued Serif email subscribers like yourself - it's not open to the general public and stocks are strictly limited, so make sure you reserve your copy now to avoid disappointment.

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10 Times The Publishing Power!

PagePlus 10 is fantastic for your desktop publishing needs:

    * PagePlus 10 - Book PlusFantastic BookPlus – Creating long documents is a breeze with PagePlus 10’s brand new BookPlus!  So whether you’re working on a magazine, newsletter or even your first novel, with BookPlus you can combine multiple PagePlus publications into a single coordinated document!  You can even print or PDF your document with powerful options, including common page numbering.
    * Synchronise Publications – Want to coordinate Text Styles, Object Styles or Colour Schemes across multiple publications?  What used to be a hassle is now made so simple with PagePlus 10’s brand new feature!  PagePlus 10 makes it a snap to synchronise attributes from different master publications.
    * PagePlus 10 - Full Unicode SupportFull Unicode Support – PagePlus 10’s text engine now supports Unicode characters – essential for international publications.  If you want to publish your work in the Far East, or even to create documents that can be read in their native script by many of the UK’s diverse residents, you need PagePlus 10!
    * Mail And Photo Merge – Using the latest ADO and ODBC technologies, it really is a breeze to add photos, images or text stored in almost any database to your publication.  Perfect for anything from photo albums to brochures, PagePlus will produce image-packed documents before your very eyes.
    * PagePlus 10 - Find And ReplaceAll New Find And Replace – Humble ’find and replace’ has been revolutionised by PagePlus 10.  With this brand new feature you can now not only search for words and phrases, but also text attributes, fonts, colours, alignments and words at certain positions in sentences and many more.  This incredible new feature really can find just about anything!

Total Graphic Flexibility

    * PagePlus 10 - Paste Format PlusPaste Format Plus – Revolutionises the conventional ’copy and paste’.  For the first time, PagePlus 10’s Paste Format Plus will copy the attributes and settings of the object you’re working on rather than the image itself.  If you want to easily recreate shadows, transparencies or filter effects on another object, then you need fantastic new Paste Format Plus.
    * Picture Toolbar – Want to fix common photo problems without using a separate photo-editor?  With PagePlus 10’s superb Picture Toolbar you can!  This easy-to-use new feature gives you control of the brightness, contrast, colour and resolution of your images - right within PagePlus!
    * PagePlus 10 - Layer ManagerLayer Manager – To keep your work better organised than ever, the PagePlus 10 layer Manager lets you divide the pages into separate layers.  Master pages can now also be assigned a layer rather than the whole page - giving you complete control over logos or regularly used text.
    * Picture Frames – It’s a snap to add pictures to any document with Picture Frames.  Then, when you do have the graphics you want, you can quickly add them to your layout.
    * PagePlus 10 - Color PickerColour Picker – The sensational Colour Picker puts endless colours at your fingertips!  The pipette-style Colour Pickup tool can be used with any program on your PC and ’pick-up’ any colour you request!  What’s more, it’ll also automatically add and store the colours on the Studio Bar, so they’re at hand whenever you need them.

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Exceptional Power, Exceptional Value

From outstanding greetings cards to high-impact business documents and professional Web sites, PagePlus 10 has something for everyone, as this praiseworthy quote from one of our beta-testers highlights;

'Just when you think you know something about desktop publishing, Serif comes up with yet another ground-breaking version of PagePlus: 10th release and brimming with easy-to-use features' (Frank Maltby, Belgium).

And take a look at what the press is saying:

'Serif's PagePlus 10 is uncluttered and simple to use but versatile and precise enough to create really good looking publications - and have fun doing it!'
Computer Buyer - September 2005

'Whether you want to create a brochure for a small business or local organisation, design a personal greetings or business card or even publish a book, Serif is one of the few products that can meet all your needs without breaking the bank.'
Computer Shopper - February 2005

'Whether you're a novice or a dab hand, this is for you.'
PC Plus - January 2005

'PagePlus remains one of the best value DTP packages available.'
PC Utilities - January 2005

Over 50,000 Serif customers have already upgraded to PagePlus 10, and all of them paid more than the amazing price of just £7.95 that you can you secure your copy for today!
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The printed page has never been so flexible in its design.  PagePlus 10 now supports layers, so a page can be comprised of different layered sheets to help keep your work well organised.

PDF output also benefits from an enhancement allowing page-by-page downloading so that Web-published PDF’s are readable very quickly, with pages being downloaded one-by-one as required.

In a bid to aim for even higher customer satisfaction, PagePlus errors can now be reported to Serif Development via an automated submission process, just like Windows XP & Vista's built-in error reporting.

These are just a few of the improvements that help to make PagePlus 10 the desktop publishing program of choice. For just £7.95* you can get your hands on a superb Desktop Publishing package at its lowest ever price. Award-winning PagePlus 10 offers exceptional power, flexibility and value with all the features you need to produce first-class documents, so order your copy before it's too late.  That's right, you can get your hands on one of our best selling pieces of software plus the free Resource CD for the tiny price of just £7.95.

Click to our secure order site, it’s quick and easy

Free Shipping

As an added apology and to tempt you further with this extra special offer we've decided to drop the normal shipping charges if you order PagePlus 10 and the free Resource CD before 5pm Monday 26th February 2007, giving you an even bigger saving.  Order your copy now before it's too late.

Click to our secure order site, it’s quick and easy

Satisfaction Promise

As always, this amazing offer is covered by Serif's Satisfaction Promise. We're totally confident that you'll find that all our products really do give you the very best in value for money and if you're not completely satisfied with any of them, you can return them within 30 days for a refund.  But we're convinced that once you've used any of our sensational products you won't want to part with them!

Thanks for reading all this...

Yours sincerely
Natasha Allachina

Natasha Allachina
European Marketing
Serif (Europe) Limited

Thats one of the lamest spam emails I have ever seen...

That is so obviously impersonal it is unbelievable.

Its total crap and tbh i think its trying to scam your card details forget it.