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Anyways, just so you know, you ain't talking to jakob but to his automated post bot
"SpeedposterBot.exe -devmode".
-To access the Core control, enter the device password into rootconsole.
-To shut down the Bot, enter CTRL+ALT+DEL while logged in.
-To restart the Bot, press the Reset button on your Computer Case
-To start the script program "Battle Atomic77" enter "what a phreakin noob" when logged in
-To stop the program "Atomic77" press the large red button *WARNING: MASTER CLEARANCE REQUIRED*, then confirm the question "Do you really want to start a nuclear war?" with "yes, of course" and pray the computer won't go bluescreen.
// Core Started
// Sorry, you forgot to turn your norton firewall off
// Running...
//AutoText Start
////IMPORTANT
Instructions to use.
All Windows XP HP Computers have SpeedPoster Ultra AutoDeluxe 2007 built in to the OEM Software.
To activate, you must very quickly press the windows button, followed by the "U" key pressed twice in very quick sucession.
If you do not press the keys quick enough, your computer may attempt to shut down, keep trying until you get a blue screen, remember you need to press the windows key, then the "U" key twice, very quickly indeed.
*WARNING* "mess with the best, die like the rest.exe" has detected an error in system32.dll launching debugger...launch failed, debugger is currently on vacation trying to skip error...failed executing nukevirus.inf with system32backup.dll...access violation, please check your firewall settings noob, might also be the reason why you couldn't use the forums for a long time. Error: kernel32.exe caused an error in device CoreTempControl while trying to access system32backup.dll APPROACHING CRITICAL CORE TEMPERATURE... Launching emergency coolant measures...failed, device has not been ordered to save money. Closing reactor security doors to avoid radiation ehaust Critical Core temperature reached...evacuate reactor personel now! Hull breach detected in sector A3...
Contact lost...reinitialisation failed Scanning lifesign status...locating +Andurion: Alive, Hawai, radiation level 0% +Sam: Alive, Windsor Castle, radiation level 0% +Atomic77: Vaporized, Aromic77Reactorcore, radiation level 99999999999999999999999999999...% --> Sam/Andurion termination failed ----->Program "Mess with the best,die like the rest.exe" failed
Commencing self destruction in 3, 2, 1...*static*
*incomming Audio message "Andurion's last words": Haha, no way last words, I'm chilling on hawai beach here, chicks everywhere! My tip for your next life, learn how to handle pcs, get the Speedposter beginner edition and don't take your mouth too full. Ah by the way, Sam's at windsor castle in a dinner with the Queen telling her how to enhance her web presence, well I shall tell you from him that he's sorry you died but in the end it was your own fault. [/end of transmission]
I am not a noob I know how to handle computers. I fixed my problem.
WARNING :
- Super Nuker Andurion distroyer launched
- all blocks attempted to stop it failed
- super nuke 3000 launched
-launch is sucessfull
- andurions computer died
- Atomic77 successfull
- Atomic77's last words : "See you in the next life suckers. !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"that is if you make it that long."
Hint from the storyteller:
"What Atomic did not now and what was the final cause of his defeat, is that destroying Andurions PC is quite useless as he has 3, so when Andurion noticed one of his pcs was down, he started the other two pcs and contacted his friends Bush and Putin and since they owed him a favour way back, they right away agreed to launch their full nuclear weapon potential on Atomic77. From that day on noone has ever seen Atomic77, also known as Globe (for the size of his stomach I guess, but I don't know, have to ask Sam later) ever again. well we found a part of his computer, or well rather some molecular structure that looks like it was part of Atomics crappy PC, but honestly we can only guess..."
His Epitaph: "Nice try Atomic, next life destroy all 3 pcs, harharharhar, so you don't get pwned!"
- Nuke 4000 Nuke 5000 Nuke 6000 Nuke 7000 ready for launch
- Tomahawk Missle ready and waiting.
- Target Andurion's House and all 3 pc's.
- Atomic77 presses big red button
- Tomahawk missle launches followed by 4 nukes.
- Andurion's house spotted.
- Andurion's house distroyed all 3 computers melted.
Atomic 77 smiles at the mess
-Atomic77 sends 8 more tomahawk missles to the target just to make sure Andurion is no more.
- Atomic77 lazer sites the area.
- Finally satisfied Atomic77 gets ready his next set of nukes just in case Andurion comes back with a even bigger attack.
Final Thoughts. " I am I saw I conqured." Atomic77 regains power standing at the ready always ready for battle.
Oh dude, you can't even quote Gaius Julius Caesar correctly, it's "veni, vidi, vici", I came, I saw, I won. Now do your history / latin lessons and learn to read forum posts, due to your reactor meltdown incident you'r already dead anyways, sorry for you
Ah, and what I forgot to tell you, we have 2 houses And what the hell do you need a conventional tomahawk missile for if have nukes? I think you should read the manual of the weaponry you have
Minuteman at the ready...
"Once more unto the breach dear friends... once more"
// Critical Error at LIne 1
// Atomic77 firewall terminated Tomahawk Missle.zip
// andurion_jakob_is_about_to_die.exe terminated with TrojanPro 2007 Beta 2
// -anti_sam_ware_detected.exe with ProSpy 98 Deluxe Edition SP2
//Atomic77 threw the recovery disc out with the garbage... oh dear.
//Terminating CPU Core Pentium1 90Mhz HP
//Self Destruct mode initated
//Global Template Error... shell32.dll error
// fat.dll and ball.dll critical error! reduce size to end process or kernel will implode
//globe.dll system file deleted
//AutoRitual Pro initiated
//Select Burial Ritual to proceed...
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