A never ending story!!

i realise what my creations have done and run away to the hiding place god is in, as he looks and watches what his terrible creations have become. but before i go i yell at Jose to talk damn louder on the podcast

Noobarmy invents AJAX.

Thomas rises up once agian and creates a army of 100 million ready and willing to do battle with anyone or anything that gets in his way.

Unfortunately, physics decided it did not like this army, and caused its moon to crash into the full army of 100 million that Thomas had created. Thomas is still alive. Just six feet underground in an abandoned mine with no way out and no tools except for a herring.

i laugh from the great heavens above as i see my ajax has taken the world by storm

and cleaned every sink in europe

then microsoft *boo hiss* decides to invent a sink cleaner attachment to its next version of windows

also a washing machine. The iVirtua Podcast is released. It is banned on metube, in china, and promoted on things called "sprays" in games.

Cillit Bang is born, an apple technology, to compete with AJAX. It fails due to the crap adverts.

I will soon have my revenge shouts Thomas as a new army of 9,000,000,000,000,000 super strong armed warriors come to the rescue and pull Thomas out from underground. next Thomas calls out another 300 billion warriors witch begin to crush noobarmy and his army of noobs.

Unfortunately this was all a dream and Thomas died of starvation, and descended to hell where a new army of 9,000,000,000,000,000 super strong armed warriors come to destroy his soul. They succeed. Thomas is now the son of a motherless goat.

Oh my gosh why did you all kill me?

Thomas ponders to himself. Yet never setteling for defeat the almighty Thomas rises out of hell and casts a lightening bolt on konspakatak
instantly putting him or her in a never ending painful death. next the newly reborn Thomas now with super lightening bolt powers sets off to bring peace to the new world.

Unfortunatly for reasons that are currently unknown to me apart from the fact i forgot a shotgun a large rock falls on Thomas Lohse and his reign of horror is brought quickly to an end.

A new Thomas is born even stronger and more powerful then before. all continued attemps to stop him make him stronger. His Reign of Power continues on. Muhaha ha ha ha muhahaha

unfortunatly you find its all part of my computer program and i edit the code making me your master and ruler.

Its open source, sucker, I edit it, and resell it as closed source as there aint no gpl laws and stuff.

I make it closed source and im the ruler.

NO killing is not allowed tom.

AJAX is merged with cillit band but as they said you shouldn't mix cleaning fluids so i doesn't work out.

Microsofts competitor, the Microsoft windrows Live Sink Cleaner RC 1 Build 38423 Fails. As it had no competition to compete with.

The world is open to a new script to be written. By Noobarmy preferaby.

well someone killed me the first time