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Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:39 pm Reply and quote this post
Three women are about to be executed.

One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:46 pm Reply and quote this post
cool
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:07 pm Reply and quote this post
hehe, I knew it allready, but it stays good:D

grtz...

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Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:23 pm Reply and quote this post
absolute
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 12:31 pm Reply and quote this post
it's so funny. blonde is always stupid. does it?    
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:41 pm Reply and quote this post
dunno brunette here
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Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:08 pm Reply and quote this post
jes blonde girl in my class, as dumb as uhm wel a blonde
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