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Fri May 04, 2007 1:32 am Reply and quote this post
Anna had lost her husband almost 4 yrs ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her and
urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out,
but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied,
"Mom , I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit.?
They took to one another and after dating for a couple of weeks,
he asked her to join him for a weekend in Wisconsin
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties;
he was in his birthday suit.?
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle,
my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood
there wearing the black panties, and he was
in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?
" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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Sat May 05, 2007 9:30 am Reply and quote this post
jajjaja
good

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Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:12 am Reply and quote this post
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nice one

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Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:56 am Reply and quote this post
like it
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:54 pm Reply and quote this post
old but really nice
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Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:57 pm Reply and quote this post
i tried to tell it to someone but i forgot the clue
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:47 am Reply and quote this post
i think that would be the deepest condolences one would ever have.  
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:52 pm Reply and quote this post
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i tried to tell it to someone but i forgot the clue


        

translated it into dutch?

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Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:20 pm Reply and quote this post
Jeah that was the little problem
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