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Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:42 pm Reply and quote this post
Painting Blonde

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:47 pm Reply and quote this post
hehe
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Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:02 pm Reply and quote this post
ROFL good one
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Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:04 pm Reply and quote this post
loool
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Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:56 pm Reply and quote this post
lol
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:10 am Reply and quote this post
lol
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:33 am Reply and quote this post
lol, nice one
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Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:06 am Reply and quote this post
lol very nice
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Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:58 am Reply and quote this post
lol Nice one
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Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:01 am Reply and quote this post
hahahaha
Good one  

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Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:11 am Reply and quote this post
haha nice one
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Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:45 pm Reply and quote this post
good one
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Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:03 am Reply and quote this post
haha really lol
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:04 am Reply and quote this post
rofl awesome
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:04 pm Reply and quote this post
wtf, lol  
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