Search
iVirtua
Advanced/Tag
Search...
Search Users...
What is iVirtua
Exclusive Community?
An exclusive gaming industry community targeted
to, and designed for Professionals, Businesses
and Students in the sectors and industries
of Gaming, New Media and the Web , all closely
related with it's Business and Industry .
A Rich content driven service including articles,
contributed discussion, news, reviews, networking, downloads,
and debate.
We strive to cater for cultural influencers,
technology decision makers, early adopters and business leaders in the gaming industry.
A medium to share your or contribute your ideas,
experiences, questions and point of view or network
with other colleagues here at iVirtua Community.
Guest's Communication
Live
Chat
Teamspeak
(VOIP) Audio Conference
Private Messages
Check your Private Messages
Themes
Choose an iVirtua Community
theme to reflect your interests...
Business Theme
India/Arabic Theme
Gaming Theme
iVirtua Recommends
Fly Emirates
Police Remarks, What a cop will tell you
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
#14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document·"
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet
that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to
on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you
another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many
tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours.
So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.
Contributed by noangelhonestly , iVirtua Ultimate Contributor 100 iVirtua Loyalty Points • View Profile • Send Private Message • Back to Top