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Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:34 pm Reply and quote this post
*RULES*

- You must rate the joke posted above you on a 1 to 10 scale.

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Ok, I guess I will start it off then:

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95

Windows95: n.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.   :lol:

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Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:33 pm Reply and quote this post
LOL  


okay



What do you call 32 redneck's at a bar?


A full set of teeth.

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Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:54 am Reply and quote this post
3/10 wasnt that funny

you might be a redneck if you think taco bell is a mexican phone company.


Last edited by krazykaveman on Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:55 am; edited 1 time in total

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Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:36 pm Reply and quote this post
lol
8/10   Jeff Foxworthy?



You might be a redneck of you go to a family reunion to meet woman.

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Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:47 pm Reply and quote this post
6/10.... it gets old after a while. :P

You might be a redneck if...

1. Instead of flossing you use a plunger.

2. You take the back window out of your pickup because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans in the back that way.

3. When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.

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Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:54 pm Reply and quote this post
lol

8/10

-you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn with a farming tractor.

-while mowing your lawn you find automobiles and illegal imigrants.

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Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:32 pm Reply and quote this post
7/10 gave me a good laugh but kinda sick

you might be a redneck if

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Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:32 pm Reply and quote this post
8/10

pretty funny

you might be a red neck if your truck is higher than you house

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Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:05 pm Reply and quote this post
...meh iv heard beter. 6/10

1-whats pink and fluffy?
2-whats brown and sticky?

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Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:28 pm Reply and quote this post
i dont know what?
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:09 am Reply and quote this post
i find these funny cus noone ever gets them.

1-pink fluff
2-a stick

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Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:47 am Reply and quote this post
still dont get it

cotton candy and a fudgesicle? lol

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Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:11 am Reply and quote this post
thats why i find them funny, beacuse no1 getts it. you have to dumb down to get it;p
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:36 pm Reply and quote this post
Honest Politician
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Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:27 pm Reply and quote this post
9/10
Very funny, but not always true.

At age   4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

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