Rate The Joke Above You

*RULES*

- You must rate the joke posted above you on a 1 to 10 scale.

- After you rate a joke, you must post another one.

- All jokes posted must be not have any inappropriate content in them, no matter how funny. :P

- Don't post stupid jokes.

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Ok, I guess I will start it off then:

Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95

Windows95: n.

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition. :lol:

LOL

okay

What do you call 32 redneck's at a bar?

A full set of teeth.

Last edited by krazykaveman on Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:55 pm; edited 1 time in total

3/10 wasnt that funny

you might be a redneck if you think taco bell is a mexican phone company.

lol
8/10 Jeff Foxworthy?

You might be a redneck of you go to a family reunion to meet woman.

6/10.... it gets old after a while. :P

You might be a redneck if...

1. Instead of flossing you use a plunger.

2. You take the back window out of your pickup because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans in the back that way.

3. When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.

lol

8/10

-you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn with a farming tractor.

-while mowing your lawn you find automobiles and illegal imigrants.

7/10 gave me a good laugh but kinda sick

you might be a redneck if

8/10

pretty funny

you might be a red neck if your truck is higher than you house

...meh iv heard beter. 6/10

1-whats pink and fluffy?
2-whats brown and sticky?

i dont know what?

i find these funny cus noone ever gets them.

1-pink fluff
2-a stick

still dont get it

cotton candy and a fudgesicle? lol

thats why i find them funny, beacuse no1 getts it. you have to dumb down to get it;p

Honest Politician

9/10
Very funny, but not always true.

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.