The Top 12 Portal 'Still Alive' Cover Versions

Inspired by the absolutely awesome news (ta Jane!) that singer-songwriter Jonathan Coulton - the composer of the spectacularly catchy Portal end-theme 'Still Alive' - is playing a gig in San Francisco on the Friday of Game Developers Conference, GameSetWatch had a fun thought.
So, the Internet is good with this whole 'user contributed content'thing. And 'Still Alive' is so damn hummable, it hurts. So, could weput together a Top 12 of 'Still Alive' cover versions, as posted onubiquitous and gigantic video upload megalopolis YouTube? Oh boy, wecould - and here's the sometimes delightful, sometimes painful results:
12. 'Still Alive' - The Fursuit Version

Needless to say, furries are some of the first people to seize on a trend and 'enhance' it to their level, hence the 'Still Alive' (Fursuit Edition),which is, simply enough, somebody in a furry suit playing the song on akeyboard. User comments include: 'I wish I learned a fursuit friendlyinstrument the guitar doesn't lend itself to being easily played in afursuit'. Sigh.
11. A 'Still Alive' FPS Shooting Duet?

Possibly the video that came closest to blowing my mind, this performance was conducted using Garry's Modfor Half-Life 2, with one player shooting chords from a distance andthe other one hitting the melody from close up. Complete insanity.



10. Bizarre 'J-Pop' Cover Version

You've always wanted to see an Asian lady in dungarees and a beretplaying on a kids playset while singing along to a xylophone-repletecover of 'Still Alive', right? OK, just checking, cos that's whatyou're getting with Portal " Still Alive" by Cana:n Cana:n.
9. The Band Bros DS Cover

The Japan-only DS title Daigasso! Band Brothers allows you to compose music using the touchscreen after you unlock 'score maker pro' in the game - hence this not unreasonable cover version using that app.
8. Hatsune Miku Takes A Hack At It

For those not in the know, Hatsune Mikois a major Japanese craze, sophisticated voice synthesis software whichallows any geeked-out otaku to compose, synthetically create and replayvocals from a super-cute Japanese cybergirl - hence this version, using Yamaha's Vocaloid tech to good, slightly Japanese accent-tinged effects.
7. Incredibly Awkward Bedroom Singalong

This version had one solitary view when I came across it, which wasmore because it was new than particularly terrible, of course, but ifyou enjoy nerdy girls with obvious gothloli leanings singing along using a webcam - with occasional use of Bob Dylan-esque cards - then, uhh, go right ahead.
6. The Player Piano Is 'Still Alive'

Didn't realize that today's breed of player piano can be programmedpretty easily, apparently, and so we get this spookiness - a piano_playing itself_ and blasting out 'Still Alive', thanks to a reader request, apparently. Does the piano want cake? Is that it?
5. The LipSync Is The Message

Where would we be without the lipsync-ing webcam video? In a worldwithout Numa Numa Kid, that's where, so we have to thanks'RaisinAznJason' for this particular version,with some strangely choirboy-like emoting and choppy audio - but hey,Portal folks, someone likes your ending song enough to randomly emoteto it.
4. The Revenge Of Vocaloid

Wait, we're not done with Hatsune Miko - here's a Japanese-language cover of 'Still Alive',also done with the Vocaloid 2 synthetic voice software, and actuallyreplete with some nice vibrato, slide, and delicate vocal phrasing, Ireckon. Great job, if no actual accompanying video to speak of.
3. The Devil Music Version

Possibly the strangest of all of the versions on YouTube, this has a simple logo screen and the song played backwards,for no discernable reason. However, it sounds much cooler than onewould expect, and there's a rash of inevitable comments insistingGLaDOS is saying rude, (even more) diabolical things only now revealedby the backwards spin. Suuure.
2. The Song, 'Covered' By The Auteur

OK, this is somewhat cheating, but here's Jonathan Coulton himself appearing on the AT&T Tech Channel (!), with a beautifully simple version of 'Still Alive', just him, acoustic guitar, and a grinning idiot eating cake.
1. Still Alive On 8080

Linked quite a bit recently and topping our largely random chart, this versiongeeks out in style: "Everything on the terminals and sound iscontrolled by an Intel 8080 Microprocessor at 2MHz. The sound chip is aMOS SID (From a Commodore 64)." And yes, the source code is available.