Computer Stupidities

This is way old, I know. But if anyone here hasn't been to this site they don't know what they're missing out on. :P

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

Lol very good. Although I don't really have any need to read it as my brother is constantely coming up with stupidities.

LOL. I've only read a few, and they're hilarious.

thats pretty funny

lol those r good

Forgot to post this link as well. Once again it is old but its excellent reading in your spare time. :P

http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/

lol i love this one

Salesman: \"You should really get the full package, with the new monitor and the other accessories.\"

Husband: \"But we already have a monitor and keyboard from our old computer.\"

Salesman: \"You should still get the package, because it comes with a faster keyboard

Last edited by KoolDrew on Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:52 pm; edited 1 time in total

That site is great. I have not been on it in a really long time.

EDIT: I love this section:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_obvious.shtml

hahah yea i like this one

Email from a customer:

I've bought a stolen CDD3610 which didn't come with any software or cables. Could you please send that to me? I presume I do have the full 12 months warranty?

lol

Customer: \"Do you know about this RAM stuff?\"
Tech Support: \"Yes sir, I can help you with RAM.\"
Customer: \"Well, your program uses 12 grams of RAM, and this computer you gave me only has 10 grams of RAM, so you need to send me another 4 grams of RAM.\"
At this point I was speechless. I wasn't sure which was worse, that this guy couldn't do basic math or that he had the term so twisted. However, our calls were recorded so I couldn't say what I really wanted to.

Tech Support: \"Uh, sir, that computer has plenty of RAM to run the program.\"
Customer: \"Just send me the grams of RAM I've asked for!\"

lol wow that guy is really stupid

hmmm-that mean my computer only has 1 giga-gram of ram-