[GAME] I wish..

Ok let's start a new game

(Something I found on another forum)

Ok so I give you some info about how it works :

Person 1 makes a wish. Then the next poster responds with a way to corrupt that wish, then posts on of their own.

Person 1: I wish I could fly.

Person 2: Granted, but you are hit by a plane and die horribly.
Then person 2 makes his wish.

Some rules:
Don't post stuff like: I wish I don't wish, I wish the dish, ...
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It's not fun for the next person to post.

Ok so I start then:

I wish I was verry rich

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Grtz

granted , you ar so happy that you drop dead

I wish I had a Ford GT

Granted, to bad it isn't real size model

I wish I was the healthiest man alive

granted, but you die bye a car crash

I wish I had the best PC on earth:p

grtz...

Granted, but it only works with a 9 inch screen
I wish there's a fire in my school with half of my teachers in it.

granted, but you were in there too...

I wish I was a rich man...

wish granted, but the shops are closed every time you wanna buy sumthing.

I wish a good quality (unstealable) watch

granted, but it uses about 5 batteries/day:D

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but be smart!

grtz...

Granted, but your brain is to big now your head splits open ^^

I wish I had the best and nicest job ever

granted but you always get the most irritating hours and no vacantion till you die

i wish that i helped with global peace

Granted, to bad the world will explode in 20 mins

You made now new wish...

I wish that my school is 5 minutes walking from my home.

O sorry lol forgot to make another

Granted, but your parents decided to move somewhere else

I wish I had an inside swimming pool

granted , but its fill with sand

i wish i was lucky

Granted, but because you are so lucky everyone starts hating you

I wish I had 10000000 Reputation points