[GAME] I wish..

granted, but you get banned after a week

I wish i have magical powers

Granted, but voldemort is coming to get youuuu ^^

I wish I was the best football player ever

granted, but the only football you will play is on the playstation.

I wish a monkey as domestic animal

Granted, to bad he pisses your house under everytime you touch him

I wish sigarettes didn't exist

granted, but the people all smoke cigars

I wish I had a girlfriend:p

Granted, to bad it is the ugliest girl on the planet ^^

I wish everyone adores me =)

granted, but everyone thinks you invented the chocolate

I wish internet would go faster for everyone.

Granted, all pornsites have been deleted and everybody hates you

I wish I had the perfect looks ^^

granted, but it would be in the "league" of smeagol

I wish i was a multimiljonair

granted, but everything becomes free to get:D

I wish there wasn't a stupid downloadlimit

Granted, but you would have to pay four times more then now.

I wish we could stop global warming.

granted, but as the global warming stops,
it starts to rain 10 times more than before.

I wish candy is free in the weekends.

granted, but you would have to go more to the dentist, so pay more for it!

I wish I could go to alex agnew (again:D

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grtz...

Granted, but every joke he tells would be verrry bad!

I wish nobody ever dies

Granted but they are all male, gay and they want you

i wish windows became open source