[GAME] I wish..

granted, but he won't be able to come on df again, because his hair disables typing:p

I wish I'd no exams:p

Granted, but you'll never get your diploma

I wish compufreak could do my exams

granted, but you would get bad grades

I wish I saw the face of my "mother in law" when my girlfriend told her about us

(she actualy replied: oh that pretty boy

made my day completly

)

haha lol

Granted, but she would look very - badly - surprised, your girlfriend just told you something:p

I wish I could go to the movies tonight...

grtz...

Granted, but the one sitting next to you in the cinema has diarrhoea.

I wish more people have diarrhoea

>.<

whahahaha, LOL

I wish you weren't such a pervert

I wish i would go at myy best friends bday partyy

but shes so farrrr

Granted, but you discover on the party that she dates your father

I wish I had some money to buy sweets

granted, but all the sweets are rotten

I wish, you would wish for money to buy beer

Granted, but it's non alcohol beer

I wish I already have my diploma

granted, but I would be the diploma (graduation) for town's idiot.

I wish, my glass was full not empty

Granted, but it will be filled with sh*t ^^

I wish I already had all the exam questions.

Granted, but it are the questions for my exams

I wish there isn't such thing anymore as French

granted, but you'd have to study chinese:D

I wish there wasn't such a things as exams, and your daily work would count:p

grtz...

Granted, but you would have to work daily in the mines

I wish I can swim like a fish