[GAME] I wish..

granted, but you die if you go flying^^

I wish I had a dog..

Granted, but when you get a children, it eats them.

I wish all cigarets are pink, so all smokers look like sissies.

well that's actually same wish as I have, but smokers are already 'sissis' to me, with or without pink cigaret ^^

So: granted, but now they stop taking cigarets , and take cocaine + heroine

I wish I had a ps3, and all games of ps3 ^^

Granted, but I come every day to your house to play with it.

I wish I don't need to sleep for 2 weeks.

granted, but you would wake up after, and find out you have a dog, who can swim like a fish and smokes pink cigarettes and has crapped all over your brand new PS3

I wish, I'll get a green mug from my girlfriend for X-mas

((jeeeeeej, I'm bronze now, 100posts rule))

Gratz,
Granted, but your girlfriends teeth look like this:

omfg

what a dissaster

granted, but you exam would be evidence in a murder invetigation, so you have to redo your test.

I wish, I could play the guitar well, and form a band

Granted, but in the band there are only playing Gayllordsss ..

I wish I know everything

Granted, but you commit suicide, because you know everyone thinks your a midget.

I wish a new layer of paint in my room

whahahaha r4mz1, a good one, realy made me laugh!

granted, but they would paint it black, including the owner

I wish I'm the only one who can take a shower.

granted, guess everyone has to take a bath from now on ...

i wish i wasnt tired

Granted, but you get aids

I wish weekends last 3 days

granted, but the week would last 10days.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't so sick as she is now

Granted, but she get's sick again in a week

I wish all your computers explode